Shu-bi-dua — There Is A Dogshit In My Garden

[Tekst til "(There Is A) Dogshit In My Garden"] [Intro] Ja, der er desværre ikke mere af den, fordi vi har prøvet at blive berømte i udlandet. Det skal danskere jo på et eller andet tidspunkt, og vi har også forsøgt. Vi har været i Sverige og i Tyskland, og det gik overhovedet ikke. Så kom der en dag et telegram fra Jamaica, hvor de sagde: "Come over here, man". Så spurgte jeg, hvad vi skulle hedde derovre. De foreslog, vi skulle hedde: "Viking man and the Viking men". Og vores sang skulle hedde: "There is a dogshit in my garden" [Vers] There is a dogshit in my garden and when I cut my grass The dogshit is no longer in my garden It is a-sittin' on my footsole and smell like a doggies ass And that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden [Omkvæd] You can have women and cookies and a strawberry But there is nothing as bad as a doggie's shit [Mellemstykke] På Jamaica der synger de noget, og så svarer folk: "Oh yeah", "Oh no". Nu skal I høre [Kontraststykke] Was it a fireman? (Oh no) Was it a brandman? (Oh no) Was it an Otto-man? (Oh no) Was it a walkman? (Oh no) Was it a superwoman? (Oh no) Superwoman don't know how to shit Was it a milky man? (Oh no) Was it a Kellerman? (Maybe) Was it a tissemand? (No no no no no) Was it rabat man? (Oh no) Was it a Doberman? (Oh yeah) [Chorus] You can have women and cookies and a strawberry But there is nothing as bad as a doggie's shit You can have women and cookies and a strawberry But there is nothing as bad as a doggie's shit