Simon & Garfunkel — Keep the Customer Satisfied

[Verse 1] Gee, but it’s great to be back home Home is where I want to be I’ve been on the road so long, my friend And if you came along I know you couldn’t disagree [Chorus] It’s the same old story, yeah Everywhere I go I get slandered, libeled I hear words I never heard in the Bible And I’m one step ahead of the shoeshine Two steps away from the county line Just trying to keep my customers satisfied Satisfied [Verse 2] Deputy Sheriff said to me “Tell me what you come here for, boy You better get your bags and flee You’re in trouble, boy And now you’re heading into more” [Chorus] It’s the same old story Everywhere I go I get slandered, libeled I hear words I never heard in the Bible And I’m one step ahead of the shoeshine Two steps away from the county line Just trying to keep my customers satisfied Satisfied [Chorus] And it’s the same old story Everywhere I go I get slandered, libeled I hear words I never heard in the Bible And I’m so tired I’m oh, so tired But I’m trying to keep my customers satisfied Satisfied