Sir Mix-a-Lot — Monsta Mack

[Verse 1] Riggidy-run for the hills 'cause the mack is back I'm hookin' up girls by fax If you're stacked You can rub a big mack I gotta gas So don't worry about scraps (No no) Five-foot-eleven with a seven-foot game Got a big mouthpiece and I shows no shame Monster kinky have no morals Monster love to get oral (ummmm!) Got ten cars and the girls like that I was born and bred to be a mack "What's your sign?" is played You gotta put a little style in your game nowadays In the sixties, girls was all high LSD had 'em givin' up thighs The baby boom was on and I dropped No more Woodstock, but now you got Mix-A-Lot So put me in your CD changer Watch your girl, 'cause Mix'll rearrange her Ooo, he's sexist! Ooo, he's sexist! Keepin' Rush Limbaugh restless I'm da mack and that's monsta Straight chase girls through the tail 'cause I wants ta You can call it wack But you respect this black When it comes to game I'm a monsta mack [Hook] 'Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough Big mack, 'cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough I'm a monsta mack Big mack, 'cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough Big mack, 'cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough [Verse 2] Strike the pose But she ain't nasty as me 'Cause Mix-A-Lot is stuck on freaky Can't stop tappin' that tweety Give it to the needy Nope, 'cause I'm too damn greedy Here I go walking through the mall Don't play ball But I got game for 'em all Focus on a victim, focus on a victim Mr. Richard is hot, so let's sic 'em And like a Tomahawk jumpin' on a SCUD Girl, you got to gimme my pud The pick-up king is back, buddy Tryin' to give lessons to these thick-ass ballers and understudies But I'm not tryin' to call you no bitch, girl Don't give a damn if you're poor or rich, girl And we can play a li'l pool And I'm pokin' that 8-ball cool And the booties I still like the booties She got a little waist, doin' squats just to keep me on my duty Giant-size game's what I'm droppin' Straight freaks with them thick ol' glutes is what I'm knockin' Now the right-wing wanna test me If likin' sex is a crime, then you arrest me But don't tell me who to sing to, Jack Cause a third of your life is in the sack I'm a monsta mack [Hook] 'Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough 'Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough I'm a monsta mack Lookin' for sex 'cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough Lookin' for sex 'cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough [Verse 3] Drivin' my car by the bus stop 'Til I spot a young cutie straight suckin' down a soda pop Baby girl's winkin' Mix-A-Lot's thinkin' Hope this girl's feet ain't stinkin' Here we go Swingin' by Franglor's And get a little soul food Now you got a brother in the mood Damn, gotta get her home with the quickness 'Cause this thickness, boy, you oughta witness No need to put my girls on tilt 'Cause straight-up game'll get you milked The nasty dog is back With straight pimp game black Ain't no shame I'm a monsta mack [Hook] 'Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough Monsta mack, fool! 'Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough I'm the monsta mack! 'Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough Monsta mack, wit' big game, baby! 'Cause the Mix-A-Lot game is tough