Skee-Lo — Heaven Sakes

[Intro] Fresh Ideas I waited a long time to drop this album I hope nobody expects me to hold my tongue Niggas gon' feel me! [Verse 1] The Game sometimes, it gets dirty as coal miners What’s wrong with the fans, they suffer from Alzheimer's? Don't these niggas know I’m the greatest of all timers? One-Hit-Wonder no wonder you got a shiner I done collected more frequent flyer miles in air liners And slept in luxurious hotels and ate at diners What happened to the old-school rappers, where did they go now Promoters say only 2K for freaking shows now Two-time Grammy nominee, ain't stopping me from ever doing shit Just changing my economy, I got my Mojo back like Austin Powers Suckers tried to bring me down like the Twin Towers In one hour, I come back and regain power And leave everybody in here with a golden shower It's like cooking chicken in grease with no flour The shit just ain't right if I ain't in power In one hour, in one hour, in one hour, in one hour, yeah [Hook] My life is out of control, the shit it ain't easy I put the women on hold before the game leaves me Before the cops seize me, before the money tease me I end up taking it all a nigga so greedy I got a woman who loves me, she says I'm so needy Now I'm surrounded by rappers who fucking can’t see me I’m fucking eating Wheaties, I should be eating steak I should be living the life nigga for heaven sakes [Verse 2] No more white rice, biscuits, & black beans G.P.S. in the game I know how to map things All you niggas is acting, better watch out for my back swing I was at home at work in the lab when you was out fucking relaxing What happened? You mean to tell me you ain't got no love for Skee-Lo? If I had a dime for every time niggas said that shit, you’d be broke Too much chronic & weed smoke, groupies in my Learjet So-and-so is next to blow, well guess what, little brother, we're next Like pure sex this feels good, so much safer with latex The red pill, the blue pill, Keanue Reeves & the Matrix Like white chicks who get face lifts, it's going to hurt a lot But you're going to look good Then after that get pudding pops like Bill Cosby in that sweater would Like FOI and the brother hood, got Master Fard Muhammad flows Everybody want to cop my album to find out how my story goes, and it goes [Hook] My life is out of control, the shit it ain’t easy I put the women on hold before the game leaves me Before the cops seize me, before the money tease me I end up taking it all a nigga so greedy I got a woman who loves me, she says I'm so needy Now I'm surrounded by rappers who fucking can't see me I'm fucking eating Wheaties, I should be eating steak I should be living the life nigga for heaven sakes