Slick Rick — 2 Way Street

[Verse 1] Well, I shot some deer, then I copped some beer And did a show up in West Bubblefuck somewhere Due to rap's wider ratio, satellites to Nato Hillbilly drawers flew on the stage like tomatoes Apparently more mack than I thought Unfortunately, wife piece back in New York And I'm starvin' Being human and open with A mad fine hillbilly woman was scopin' Rick Thought entered how to lean and bent it Though I'm not gonna lie, I was extremely tempted (To what, Rick?) To discharge in a sister Next thing, in the dressin' room, "Pardon me, mister" Yes, I said cautiously, "Crazy, but possibly you could sign Your name on the back of these Dazy Duke shorts for me" Try to resist, now girlfriend startin' it The pen won't write, "You can press down hard on it" Now, my hand browsin' her South end Spun around about to shove my tongue in her mouth when (Rring!) Loosen the grip my hell had My girl, she was talkin' so nice I felt bad Being untrue, no tellin' what it might do to her "I love you", forced to say, "I love you back, too" to her Any thought of gettin' pussy was doomed too "You got a wife?", anniversary comin' up soon, too Got off the phone, cock just got mute "Don't get me wrong, it's not like you're not cute" (Uh-huh) I'm wrong for mistreatin' her, the wantin' to skeetin' her "I understand, goodbye, it was real nice meetin' ya" What an angel overcomin' his wrongness The moral I am tryin' to get across in this song is [Hook] If goodness is what you're fillin' your soul with And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with Who keeps no secret, like who they creep with Realize early, it's a 2 way street, kid (Say what?) If goodness is what you're fillin' your soul with And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with Who keeps no secret, like who they creep with Realize early, it's a 2 way street, kid [Verse 2] Casually seatin' with some thick chords eatin' With my album playin' at a big board meetin' "I love this!" Being the coolest and the ruffest A big willie woman pulls the Ruler in her office And fixed a wedge in her garment, unsteady my heart went 'Cause her office looked like a three bedroom apartment Poundin' was inevitable She said to me, "Rick, I think your album is incredible" The way the hon' upon I, comin' on a sun I "You're so darn sexy with that patch over your one eye" "Well, I'm glad you think it's boomin' and I catch ya Means a lot to me, comin' from a woman of your stature" I mean, who could resist the Don head? Start caressin' Rick private, kiss me on the neck And I can't be held accountable if down her gown I pull Girlfriend pussy look plump and poundable She sweats to set the emperor Put one of your legs up on the desk and let me enter ya Fantastic, though I start to act drastic When I see my weddin' band 'pon the bitch left ass cheek Deep down, she felt that I tried to diss I'm like, "I can't do this as much as I'd like to, miss" An angel overcomin' his wrong, kids The point that I am tryin' to get across in this song is [Hook]