Slick Rick — Feels Like Nutty Professor

(Verse 1) Well, took a blast of vodka, then dashed ‘Cause I had to run and teach an unruly ass class (?) adults, they’re a pain in the buttocks “Sit your worthless asses down now and shut up!” One tried sneaking out the back, (?) “Hey asshole! Class just started, where ya goin’?” (Well Coach said since all my fractures Have healed, that I could skip this class and go practice.) “Well, I’m afraid Stu You’re request’s denied, now please turn to page 2 In your science book ( NO! ) the airhead hollered “Calm down, and take your hands off my shirt collar!” This behavior did not appear wrong to this Clown, flung me to ground then went on to his Practice, always gets the besta “Don’t let that big bully get to you, professor He’s just a big fronter, not stellar, a stunter.” I’m 10 years older than the bitch, I STILL WANT HER She was the girl I always dreamed about tappin’ But with my geek character, never gonna happen ‘Cause you know how redbone chicks act Down low, workin’ on a formula to fix that (Hook) The Nutty Professor A professor that’s a little off, but not soft (Verse 2) I mix some of this, some of that, watchin (?) toxin, then I drank the concoction (gulp, gulp, gulp) the room starts twirlin’ ‘round (dun, dun, dun) (?) Mouth foamin’, I’m shakin’ like schizo Meanwhile at a club where the hip college kids go All focus centerin’ (?) Gentlemen’s enterin’ the building Immediately, music stoppin’ As he’s walkin’, eyes ball out, trays droppin’ Punks couldn’t front as they drunk (?) “Who’s this well dressed, confident hunk here? Billy Dee but hair more curlier.” Here comes bully from Professor’s class earlier With Stella, walkin’ about bold ‘Til a suave motherfucker knock the bully out cold! Start dancin’ better than kids do Got on the mic, sang a song for the bitch too! (Lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely) (Applause) “Could this be Professor Walters?” “Sure coulda.” “Did the potion really work like he truly hoped it woulda?” Brown sugar, (?) The name’s Buddy Love, girlfriend, (?) (Hook) x2 Well, there’s girls all over me, I had to go “ENOUGH!” ‘Cause I felt more confident, mad showin’ off Since I been (?) dreamgirl, (?) Put Stella in the car, then dashed to a deserted Area, I quickly uncovered “How ‘bout a little bit head, my beloved? Open up your mouth and put my big peepee in it.” “You arrogant ass, take me home this minute!” Shocked, I almost choked on my mucus “Listen, I’m sorry, I’m acting like a fool ‘cause I’m tryna impress ya, but instead I disappointed ya First time I saw ya in my classroom, I wanted ya So in my head I thought actin’ like a mack’ll- Great, I’m changing, my voice just cracked.” Left the rest of the formula on the third self So, right before her eyes, back to my nerd self (AAH!) the fine bitch yelled out! Her eyes poppin’ out so far, shits almost fell out! Explained when I make certain things, how it alters- “You went through all of that for ME, Professor Walters?” Said we oughta become more than friends We tongue-kissed, and been together ever since then Moral of the story is: ‘stead of fuckin’ ‘round Just be yourself and have a young bitch locked down (Hook to the end)