Soft Cell — I Am 16

I met Johnny down the disco the other night. He said "Hey baby, you look pretty cool. Are you dancing?" I said "Are you asking?" He said "Yeah but first look into my big brown eyes and tell me the story of your life" I said "Baby you'd never believe my life." I am 16 going on 17 I've been in with it twice Mommy is a drunk And daddy is a punk And sister is cold as ice Incest is a common factor I am my brother's son Grandma is a junkie Grandad is a monkey Beastiality is fun Mommy and daddy never got married Do you know what that makes me? I have 10 brothers Soon there'll be others Daddy has just fucked mommy I am 16 Going on 17 I know you'd never believe it Daddy has just fucked mommy Sister is cold as ice I'm as cold as ice I'm as cold as ice Cold cold cold cold I'm as cold as ice At the disco At the disco Hey Johnny Ooh baby, Ooh baby Love to love you Ooh baby, Oh baby, Oh baby Oh Johnny, oh Johnny, I'm not cold anymore Johnny, Johnny Love to love you Love to love you I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love I'm only 16 Oh yeah baby I'm only 16 You Just look at this complexion baby and you'd never believe it, but I'm just 16 and I've had a hard life Johnny, Johnny