Spike Jones — Siam

You can look this wide world over You can search both land and sea But you'll never find another man like me If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am There's no greater man in Siam than I am Oh, when I go walking by the women all give me the eye I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am Why, I've got sixteen double chins I'm father of Siamese twins I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am There's no faster man in Siam than I am Lightning don't scare me a bit 'Cause I can dodge before I'm hit I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am When I call on my sweetheart I get there long before I'm start 'Cause I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am There's no richer man in Siam than I am I wear diamonds on my nose And platinum toe nails on my toes I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! Oh, what's happening? I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am I've got castles filled with gold Liquor 99 years old I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am