Spin Doctors — Cleopatras Cat

Cleopatra's favorite cat Got his hands on Caesar's spats The heat was on as you could see So he front 'em to Mark Antony Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me" "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me" Said, Brutus had an eye for clothes He saw them spats, he said, "I like those" Caesar had no thing to say Except "Jesu Christi Domine Et tu, Brute, well Jesu Christi Domine Et tu, Brute" Well, the senate tried to sympathize It was this cat they should despise Informant told his whereabouts Centurion to seek him out Centurions There go the centurions Cleopatra's favorite cat Cleopatra's favorite cat Brutus had to turn his head When this cat done went and said "If he's got this thing for shoes I said, he just might be ambitious, too They got holidays all in his name And all a tyrant needs is fame Those fascists don't play pretty games Egypt is the place to be But Rome is a democracy Rome" My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me Cleopatra's favorite cat, meow Caesar never got them back 'Cause they killed his ass in the second act Brutus spoke, then Antony Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me Friends, Romans, can't you see? My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me Egypt's biggest rivalry Cleopatra's cat and me Cleopatra's cat and me Cleopatra's cat and me Cleopatra's cat and"