SpongeBob SquarePants — Barnacles

We all know that the alphabet has twenty-six letters. (Count 'em!) You can mix and match to make many nouns and verbs But if you say the wrong one to your mama, it may upset her So in Bikini Bottom, we have a word that's preferred We just say, "Barnacles!" It's a word that's okay to scream When you want to let off some steam And say what you really mean We just yell, "Barnacles!" And go on our merry way "Barnacles" is the way we say What they say we can't say The rodeo came to town, I went down, thought I'd try some bull ridin' That bovine bucked me off of his back with one mighty heave! The judges found after I hit the ground and I finished climbin' From under my cowgirl hat came some words that they couldn't believe Now I say, "Barnacles!" It's a word that I heard down here It's easier on the ear Makes your troubles disappear When you say, "Barnacles!" All the livelong day "Barnacles" is the way we say What they say we can't say It's the best thing that you've ever heard It's a marvelous magical word When you stub your toe Barnacles! When your bomb won't blow! Barnacles! When you lose your dough Barnacles! Barnacles! Yee haw! It's the best thing that you've ever heard It's a marvelous magical word I got hip to an investment tip, thought I'd play the stock market My broker would not steer me wrong, he's a real sharp guy What a trick! Get rich quick! So I dug way down deep in me pocket "Barnacles!" I exclaimed as I kissed my assets goodbye So just say, "Barnacles!" When your at the end of your rope Don't you sit around and mope Or get your mouth washed out with soap Simply say, "Barnacles!" And go on your merry way "Barnacles" is the way we say What they say Barnacles is the way When you have a bad day "Barnacles" is the way we say What they say we can't say! Barnacles!