SpongeBob SquarePants — Ho Ho Hoedown

[SpongeBob] Hey, Sandy, what's Christmas like where you come from? [Sandy] Well, SpongeBob, pull up a mechanical bull, have a seat, and I'll tell you all about it When Christmas comes in Texas, we do things differently We hang our shiny, sparkly spurs on a cactus Christmas tree The tumble-weeds are tumbin', so who needs mistletoe? Build a sandman by the Rio Grande 'cause we ain't got no snow It's a ho, ho, hoedown, where jingle bells will ring It's a down-home country Christmas, with a dash of western swing' Tis the season to be jolly, like a rodeo clown Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown! Yee-haw! Here's cowboy Kringle Claus, he's the coolest Christmas cat He's long and lean like a big string bean in a red ten-gallon hat Deliverin' toys and candy all across the lone star state Tell all the good cowboys and girls it's time to celebrate He's got a magical chuck wagon, but he don't use reindeers Steaks alive if he don't drive eight flyin' longhorn steers Man, what a sight, flying light Grease Lightnin' high above the plains Those hooves clip-clip on your rooftop as Kringle calls their names [Kringle Claus] On Ronnie, Bob and Oggy, on Wailin' Willy, too On Freddie, Doug and Flaco, there's still so much to do My saddle bags are 'bout to burst with all kinds of loot [SpongeBob and Sandy] He can't quit 'til he dun filled each Christmas cowboy boot [SpongeBob and others] It's a ho, ho, hoedown, those jingle bells ding dong will ring Holiday throwdown, it's a bash with a dash of western swing Deck the halls with Texas holly, when you hear that joyful sound Ho-o-o-o-o, hoedown! [Sandy] It's a ho, ho, hoedown, join our joyful jamboree, Grab a guitar, bring your fiddle Christmas on the long prairie Let's holiday the western way, hey ya'll come on down Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho [Sandy and others] Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ho ho ho ho ho, hoedown! [Sandy] Yee-haw!