SpongeBob SquarePants — The Ballad of Filthy Muck

[Verse 1] If you've ever smelled the stink of an unwashed dog Or inhaled the fumes of a gassy bog If a whiff of rancid rubbish makes your tonsils clench Well, friend, that's just a hint of the Filthy Muck stench [Chorus] Filthy Muck (Filthy Muck) Filthy Muck (Filthy Muck) And it's nauseating, his buddy Little Yuck (P.U.) [Verse 2] They roam with the sweaty socks and musky boots They frolic with the belches and the putrid poots Living by the code of the stink-filled snoots They love every aroma just as long as it pollutes [Chorus] Filthy Muck (Filthy Muck) Filthy Muck (Filthy Muck) There's the stink that ever stank that ever stank So thank no stagnant rеally had really have the stank Stinky stink thе stank of Filthy Muck (And his buddy Little Yuck)