Status Quo — In the Army Now

[Verse 1] A vacation in a foreign land Uncle Sam does the best he can You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now [Verse 2] Now you remember what the draft man said Nothing to do all day but stay in bed You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now [Verse 3] You'll be the hero of the neighborhood Nobody knows that you left for good You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now [Verse 4] Smiling faces as you wait to land But once you get there no one gives a damn You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now [Verse 5] Hand grenades flying over your head Missiles flyin' over your head, if you wanna survive Get out of bed You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army, now [Verse 6] Shots ring out in the dead of night The sergeant calls: "Stand up and fight!" You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now [Verse 7] You got your orders standing to shoot on sight Your finger's on the trigger but it don't seem right You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now [Guitar Solo] [Verse 8] Night is falling and you just can't see Is this illusion or reality You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - in the army now You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now [Outro] You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - in the army now You're in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - now Oh, oh you're in the army - in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - in the army now Oh, oh you're in the army - in the army now