Steely Dan — Bad Sneakers

[Verse 1] Five names that I can hardly stand to hear Including yours and mine And one more chimp who isn't here I can see the ladies talking How the times are getting hard And that fearsome excavation On Magnolia Boulevard [Pre-Chorus] Yes I'm going insane And I'm laughing in the frozen rain Well I'm so alone Honey, when they gonna send me home? [Chorus] Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada, my friend Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a Transistor and a large sum of money to spend [Verse 2] You fellah, you tearin' up the street You wear that white tuxedo How you gonna beat the heat? Do you take me for a fool? Do you think that I don't see That ditch out in the valley That they're digging just for me? [Pre-Chorus] Yes I'm going insane You know I'm laughing at the frozen rain Well I feel like I'm so alone Honey, when they gonna send me home? [Chorus] Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada, my friend Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a Transistor and a large sum of money to spend [Instrumental break 1:50-2:26] [Pre-Chorus] You know, going insane Yes I'm laughing at the frozen rain And I'm so alone Honey, when they gonna send me home? [Outro] Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada, my friend Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a Transistor and a large sum of money to spend