Steve Miller Band — The Last Wombat in Mecca

Spoken: The last wombat in Mecca. Take 1 There's some things I can't find Some are better left alone There are few things I won't find Some are better left alone Like that bulldog in the bathroom Like that wombat on the phone As I float in my Lear jet Without a sling shot or a shield As I hang in my Lear jet Without a shotgun or a shield Hey, a flying saucer wobbled past With a bulldog at the wheel Yeah Can you give us a description Said the Air Force on the phone Can you certify you've seen this Said the Air Force on the phone No, but here's his passport And his teeth mark's on the phone If I take a long vacation And nail my bulldog to a wall If I leave this smoggy nation And nail my bulldog to a wall If my bulldog keeps his mouth shut Will you remember me at all