Stonewall Jackson — Trouble & Me

[Chorus] Trouble and me must be half brothers Trouble and me are next of kin Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in [Verse 1] Met a cute girl at a party Looked at me with roguish eyes And I thought at last I'd found her She's a dream and just my size But a man big as a mountain Said just let my sweetheart be That's the story of my lifetime Where there's trouble there's trouble and me [Chorus] Trouble and me must be half brothers Trouble and me are next of kin Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in [Verse 2] Went to drive so I'd forget her Yes I turned my hot rod loose Big policeman pulled me over Spent the night in calaboose I got out looked for my hot rod Glad that I at last were free Finance man had just possessed it Where there's trouble there's trouble and me [Chorus] Trouble and me must be half brothers Trouble and me are next of kin Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in [Verse 3] Then a young gal balled me over We got married by and by I was sure I'd found the answer With a love that couldn't die She soon went back to her mommy Packed her duds and set me free I just sit and keep on a wondering What comes next for trouble and me [Chorus] Trouble and me must be half brothers Trouble and me are next of kin Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in [Outro] Any place that things are happening Trouble and me we walk right in