Styx — Plexiglas Toilet

[Chorus] Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone So don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah [Verse 1] A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet Holds the lid up with one hand Won't let go the lid for fear that On his banana it will land Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah [Verse 2] Boy grows up, he eats the enchilada With the sauce that burns the heart Family comes to visit family Momma says don't belch and fart And don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah [Chorus] Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone And don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah [Bridge] Everybody sing! [Chorus] Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah [Chorus] Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah