Sublime — Smoke Two Joints

"She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... Reefers." [Verse 1] I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more "Smoke cigarettes 'til the day she dies!" "Toke a big spliff of some good sinsemillia" "Smoke cigarettes 'til the day she dies!" "Toke a big spliff of some good sinsemill..." "Eazy-E were ya ever caught slippin'?" "Hell no!" [Verse 2] Daddy, he once told me, "Son, you be hard workin' man" And Momma, she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" But then, one day, I met a man who came to me and said: "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" Woah Rock me tonight, for old time's sake, oh