T-Pain — Feed The Lions Skit

[Circus Performer 1] Now, now, now nigga Jus-just sit down for a minute man 'Cause I gotta get something off my chest [Circus Performer 2] (Exhales) [Circus Performer 1] You understand me? I'm on the high wire AT every night [Circus Performer 2] Yup [Circus Performer 1] You understand me? [Circus Performer 2] Right [Circus Performer 1] Balancing on that bitch is a motherfucker [Circus Performer 2] Mm-hmm [Circus Performer 1] You understand me? [Circus Performer 2] Uh-huh [Circus Performer 1] So I'm balancing on that motherfucker And he gon' give me, you know? Twos and fews Twos and fews Every time—twos and fews [Circus Performer 2] Mm-hmm, twos and fews [Circus Performer 1] But them motherfucking midgets is getting paid man I'm telling you That little bitty motherfuck—you understand me? But this little Ringleader cat, you know? Every time I sit 'em down I'm saying,"Ey man," [Circus Performer 2] Mm-hmm [Circus Performer 1] "Look here" "Look here" "Can I get a raise?" You know what I'm saying? High as a motherfucker Half my motherfucking size getting paid more than me! [Circus Performer 2] Mm! [Circus Performer 1] You understand me? I'm getting half of the money And I'm taller than the motherfucker [Circus Performer 2] Mm-hmm. Right. Right. Right… [Circus Performer 1] Shit is crazy man You know what I'm saying? The lion Came out the motherfucking cage Alright? [Circus Performer 2] Right, right, right, right… [Circus Performer 1] White people sitting on the front row Like they do You understand me? One of 'em wanted to throw some popcorn at the lion! [Circus Performer 2] Aw shi— [Circus Performer 1] I knew the mother fucker's hungry! 'Cause they didn't feed the motherfucker at the last show! You understand me? [Circus Performer 2] I remember that I remember that [Circus Performer 1] We stop in Kansas City, Missouri The motherfucker… didn't even feed the lion! [Circus Performer 2] What happened? [Circus Performer 1] Three ate up little white children! [Circus Performer 2] Jesus… [Circus Performer 1] Who he blame it on? ME! You understand me?! That's some bullshit! I don't feed the animals— [Circus Performer 2] Yup, yup, true, true [Circus Performer 1] And the high wire! That's some bullshit! [Tallahassee-Pain] Ya'll better not be smoking in my shit man! [Circus Performer 2] Sh— [Circus Performer 1] Say what? [T-Pain] Stop smoking in my fucking Cadillac man! [Circus Performer 1] Ain't nobody smoking in your motherfucking Cadillac man! I don't know why— [T-Pain] Yes you is nigga, I see it! [Circus Performer 1] —Why you keep tripping on that shit! [T-Pain] Because nigga that's my shit! [Circus Performer 1] You got a ashtray in the front, the back, the side! All up in this motherfucker! [T-Pain] That don't mean nothing! [Circus Performer 1] Why you got a ashtray?! You don't want anybody smoking in the motherfucker? [T-Pain] 'Cause I can motherfucker! [Circus Performer 1] Well, why we gotta ride in the goddamn Cadillac to begin with? You ain't got no regular motherfucking transportation for a motherfucker! It's a circus!!