[Intro]
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas... listen closely
[Verse 1]
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say please
Sometime you got to say, hey
[Chorus]
I'm gonna fuck you... softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
[Bridge]
And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
And then you say, wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That's fucking teamwork
[Verse 2]
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
[Chorus]
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
[Outro]
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard!
Hard
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