The Alan Parsons Project — I Wouldn’t Want to Be Like You

[Verse 1] If I had a mind to I wouldn't want to think like you And if I had time to I wouldn't want to talk to you [Chorus] I don't care What you do I wouldn't want to be like you [Verse 2] If I was high class I wouldn't need a buck to pass And if I was a fall guy I wouldn't need no alibi... [Chorus] I don't care What you do I wouldn't want to be like you [Verse 3] Back on the bottom line Diggin' for a lousy dime If I hit a mother lode I'd cover anything that showed [Chorus] I don't care What you do I wouldn't want to be like you [Outro ] I don't care What you do I wouldn't wanna... I wouldn't want to be like you I wouldn't want to be like you