The Archies — Waldo P. Emerson Jones

[Verse 1] Well, he's mainly 'I can do it' And the rest is 'Yes, I am' Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones Oh, he comes on like Rock Hudson And he thinks he's Superman But, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones Took his chopper up to Woodstock And he wormed his way backstage Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones Oh, he says he knows The Beatles S&G and Jimmy Page Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones I can't figure out What he's all about Makin' eyes at Sheila Until he know's she's mine I can't figure out What he's all about But something tells me Sheila thinks he's fine He's brewin' in the summer 'Cause he's always at the shore Me and Waldo P. Emerson Jones Doin' handstands for my baby I can't stand it anymore Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones I can't figure out What he's all about Makin' eyes at Sheila Doesn't he know's she's mine I can't figure out What he's all about But something tells me Sheila thinks he's fine Well, he's mainly 'I can do it' And the rest is 'Yes, I am' Oh, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones Oh, he comes on like Rock Hudson And he thinks he's Superman But, he's Waldo P. Emerson Jones Waldo P.--- Waldo P. Emerson Jones Waldo P.--- Waldo P. Emerson Jones Waldo P.--- Waldo P. Emerson Jones Waldo P.--- Waldo P. Emerson Jones (fades)