The Beach Boys — Santas Beard

[Intro] I want to meet Santa Claus, the real real Santa[x3] He wants to meet old Santa Claus [Verse] I took my brother to the department store He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list He stood in line and he shook like a leaf He's only five and a half going on six He said, "Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus, really really (the real Santa) Santa Claus? Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus, really really Santa? (I hope he doesn't pull Santa's beard) Is that (that Santa) really Santa Claus, really really (the real Santa) Santa?" Hope he thinks that's Santa Claus I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt He yanked the beard right on off of his chin And in his eyes I could see he was hurt He said, "You're not (not Santa) really Santa Claus, you're really not (the real Santa) Santa Claus You're not (not Santa) really Santa Claus, you're really not Santa (he shouldn't have pulled Santa's beard) You're not (not Santa) Santa Claus, you're really not (the real Santa) Santa" He's just helping Santa Claus [Outro] He's just helping (helping Santa) Santa Claus, the real (the real Santa) real Santa[x3] He's just helping Santa Claus