The Beatles — Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite Take 4

John: For the benefit of Mr. Kite John: Ice water Paul: One, two, one, two, three, four [Verse 1: John Lennon] For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be a show tonight on trampoline The Hendersons will all be there Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair, what a scene Over men and horses hoops and garters Lastly through a hogshead of real fire! In his way Mr. K. will challenge the world! [Verse 2: John Lennon] The celebrated Mr. K Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishops gate The Hendersons will dance and sing As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late Messrs. K. and H. assure the public Their production will be second to none And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz! [Verse 3: John Lennon] The band begins at ten to six When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound And Mr. H. will demonstrate Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground Having been some days in preparation A splendid time is guaranteed for all And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill Without Henry! Three, four Three, four George Martin: Don't shout it out, though, John, just mouth it John: Well, alright George Martin: You'll hear it, though, I mean, it'll be on the bass John: Well, we'll have the massed Alberts on by then, won't we? Two, three, four