The Beatles — Mean Mr. Mustard Take 20

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road, yes he does Saving up to buy some clothes, yes he is He keeps a ten-bob note up his nose, yes he does He's such a mean old man, yes he is He's such a mean old man, yes he is His sister Shelly works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter She's slaving up to look at the queen, god save the queen Only place that he's ever been, god save the queen Always shouts out something obscene He's such a dirty old man Dirty old man [John Lennon] His sister Bernice works in a furnace