The Chipmunks — Comin Thru the Rye

And so, Chipmunks In addition to the many other things I have mentioned Scotland is famous for their beautiful highlands And their great poets How come that man is wearing a dress? I told you, Alvin That’s not a dress They’re kilts Now let’s sing this wonderful song by Robert Burns How come the man wearing the dress is squeezing an octopus? That is not an octopus It is a bagpipe Now let’s sing with dignity! The Chipmunks: If a body meet a body Comin’ thru the rye If a body meet a body Made our body high Everybody has somebody May I say have I? All the girls they smile at me When comin’ thru the rye Hey, Mister piper Can I play your octopus, please? Sure, laddie Simon, you play the drum And Theodore, get on the saxophone You’re playing in the wrong key, Alvin Simon, will you stop rock-and-rolling that drum? It's disgraceful Theodore, please put that saxophone down You just can’t ruin a great song like that, boys! Fellas, will you come back here with those instruments! Alvin! Will you bring that octopus back! Bring back my pipe back here! Alvin!