The Chipmunks — Outlaws

Alvin: Waylon Waylon Jennings! The biggest, baddest outlaw in the west My hero Waylon: Hey Alvin Alvin: How I'd love to be an outlaw Acting bad and looking cool How I'd love to be an outlaw Playin' hooky, skippin' school (Yeah!) Robbing banks and buying candy And eat it all all by myself (Ha ha ha) I'd buy a brand new bike and skateboard For me to ride and no one else Waylon: Now little haus I think there's something I ought tell you It ain't no fun to be an outlaw When there's a posse on your trail It ain't no fun to be an outlaw Behind some bars in a jail Nights are cold out in the desert With the ground beneath your hair Sleeping out in stormy weather When you could be home in bed Alvin: Nah! I'd still love to be an outlaw And never take a bath for years How I'd love to be an outlaw And never wash behind my ears (ha ha ha) Waylon: It ain't no fun to be an outlaw It ain't cool being bad It ain't no fun to be an outlaw So stay home with mom and dad Alvin: Mom and dad? Come on, Waylon! Let's get on the back of your Harley and pain the town Waylon: Nah, I thought you were grounded Alvin: Yeah, but for no good reason Waylon: Well whatcha do? Alvin: I put a little super glue in Dave's boots He had to wear them everywhere Even in the bathtub Waylon: Ah, I see Alvin: Um, well there's more Waylon: What else? Alvin: Well, there was this jukebox Waylon: You mean the one that blew up? Alvin: Now that could of happened to anyone! Waylon: Uh huh Well, is that it? Alvin: Well, I accidentally exchanged Dave's earplugs with bubble gum He still can't get it out Waylon: Uh, I see Well, I bet it wasn't worth all the trouble you've gotten into Now was it? Alvin: Yeah, it was Waylon: Alvin Alvin: Alright, alright I hate it! Locked in this house! No TV! Alvin & Waylon: I don't want to be an outlaw It just ain't cool being bad I don't want to be an outlaw So stay home with mom and dad Alvin: Uh, Waylon? Do you think you can talk to Dave for me? Tell him to lighten up Oh, and remember you have to talk real loud He can't hear too well with all that bubble gum stuck in his ears