The Chipmunks — Stand By Your Man

Brittany: Alvin, don't lie to me! I saw you making eyes at Minnie Mouse! Alvin: Lovepuddle, I was just being sociable Brittany: Really And what about winking at Miss Piggy? Alvin: I had something in my eye! Brittany: Well, I can't sing "Stand By Your Man" to a two-timing gigolo! I, I just don't think Tammy Wynette would approve Alvin: Look, Tammy happens to be a very close, personal friend of mine And she told me Tammy: What's all this ruckus? Alvin: Ha ha ha, Tammy! Tammy: Who are you? Brittany: He's a very close, personal friend of yours Alvin: Well, will you look at the time? Bye! Brittany: Oh! Tammy: What's the problem honey? Brittany: Well, I'm having a little trouble with your song You see, Alvin's just not the kind of man you want to stand by He never remembers birthdays Except his own And he's always late for dates And, well he's, he's, he's just a thoughtless furball! Tammy: Look, honey Why don't you give the song a try And I'll give you a little couching Brittany: Sometimes it's hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one rat Tammy: Brittany.... Brittany: You'll have bad times And he'll have good times Tammy: Hon... Brittany: Doing things that you don't understand But if you love him You'll forgive him Yeah, right Even though he's hard to understand And if you love him Be proud of him Ha! 'Cause after all He's just He's just a jerk! Tammy: Control your anger, honey Brittany: Stand by your man Give him two arms to cling to And something warm to come to Like an old hot water bottle Tammy: Ahem... Brittany: Stand by your man And show the world you love him Keep giving all the love you can Stand by your man But Tammy Last week I saw him with another girl Tammy: Ah, why that two-timing louse Brittany: So, what should I do? Tammy: Dump him Brittany: But I, I thought you said stand by your man? Tammy: I said man, not weasel And only if he stands by you Does he leave the toilet seat up? Brittany: Ah, always And he always puts his stinky feet on my furniture Tammy: So did my old boyfriend Brittany: Ah, but you know Tammy, I, I love him Tammy: Who? My old boyfriend? Brittany: Ha, no Alvin! Alvin: I knew it! Brittany: Ah, Alvin! Alvin: That's right I heard the whole thing You're crazy about me Stinky feet and all Face it, Brittany I'm irresistible Tammy: Brittany? Brittany: I know Tammy & Brittany: Dump him Alvin: What!? Wait a minute I do know your birthday It's January, right? March? Come on! Give me a hint Is it in the first half of the year?