The Dorsey Brothers Orchestra — Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jibe

Who gathers all the talk of the town Who gives it to you, does it up brown Who caters to the girls of your tribe Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jibe They corner each and all of their clues They publish what’ll soon become news Live wires you better prescribe To Dr. Heckle and Mr. Jibe When there’s room for argument Get out them hammer and tongs They don’t know from nothin’, so They always wind up kickin’ gongs Yeah, here begins Just bring ‘round thе bottle of gin Takin’ bets on how to imbibe From Dr. Hеckle and Mr. Jibe -(Sax, drum solo, instrumental break)- At last, somethin’ confidential in news Give the credit where the credit is due The Pulitzer prize for the champion lies Goes to Heckle, M.D. and Jibe, esquire << Recorded 17 October 1933, New York English Brunswick 01834