The J. Geils Band — Funky Judge

Aw, order in the court Thank you, thank you I want no shenanigans in my courtroom Please bring on the first case I didn't do it Got my lawyer Hey, officer Get these here cuffs off of me Hey, Judge Aw, let me talk to you, Judge Hey, Judge, Judge Judge, you sure is funky Judge, you sure is funky Judge, you sure is funky (Listen to me) Judge, you sure is funky Listen I didn't do it, Your Honor What they told you was a lie Judge, you sure is funky (Got to tell you, baby) Judge, you sure is funky Judge, Judge, Judge, Judge Judge, you sure is funky (Good God almighty) Judge, you sure is funky (Funky, funky) Judge, you sure is funky (Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm) Judge, you sure is funky Now wait a minute I didn't do it, Your Honor What they told you was a lie Just call my mother, please She'll give you my alibi I didn't do it, Your Honor They told you a lie Now you're gonna send me away And I wanna know why, woo Yeah I didn't do it, Your Honor I'm a really nice guy, wow Judge, you sure is funky (Aw yeah) Judge, you sure is funky (I saw you, Funky Judge) Judge, Judge, Judge, Judge Where do you come from, young man? I come from The Bronx, Your Honor Hmm, is that so? I sentence you to 14 years What? Hey, Judge, I've been framed, I've been framed I gotta call my lawyer Let me call the lawyer I just want his love and affection I won't be put in no house of corruption Come on, Judge, I'll get the records real true Come on, baby Hey, Judge, come on, Judge Hey, Judge