The Kingston Trio — The Tattooed Lady

[Verse 1] We came to town to see That old tattooed lady She was a sight to see Tattooed from head to knee My uncle Ned was there He came to gape and stare "I never!" he declared "Seen such a freak so fair!" [Bridge] And on her jaw was the Royal Flying Corps And on her back was a Union Jack How could you ask for more? [Verse 2] All up and down her spine Was the queen's own guard in line And all around her hips Sailed a fleet of battle ships And over her left kidney Was a bird's eye view of Sydney But what we liked best was upon her chest Our little home in Waikiki (What did you say?) [Verse 1] We came to town to see That old tattooed lady She was a sight to see Tattooed from head to knee My uncle Ned was there He came to gape and stare "I never!" he declared "Seen such a freak so fair!" [Bridge] And on her jaw was the Royal Flying Corps And on her back was a Union Jack How could you ask for more? [Verse 2] All up and down her spine Was the queen's own guard in line And all around her hips Sailed a fleet of battle ships And over her left kidney Was a bird's eye view of Sydney But what we liked best was upon her chest Our little home in Waikiki