The Kinks — Situation Vacant

[Verse 1] Suzy and Johnny were happy Earned enough to pay the rent But Johnny's mother-in-law had too much ambition And this made Johnny very upset So to keep his little mama satisfied He went and bought the weekly classified All for peace and quiet's sake [Verse 2] Johnny gave up his position Just to please his mother-in-law So he left the job where he'd been all his life He left and turned his back on door [Pre-Chorus] Now he's looking at the situations vacant Situations vacant [Chorus] Just to keep his little mama satisfied He went and bought the weekly classified All for peace and quiet's sake [Verse 3] Then he had to leave the apartment And sought a less plush residence And poor Suzy and Johnny had to skimp and save Just to help to pay the weekly rent [Chorus] So to keep his little mama satisfied He went and bought the weekly classified All for peace and quiet's sake [Verse 4] Johnny's got no money Got nowhere to go Johnny's in a great big hole Suzy's separated, living with her mom Now little mama's satisfied