The Lonely Island — Like a Boss

[Intro: Seth Rogen & Andy Samberg] Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? Absolutely. I'm the boss Okay. So take us through a day in the life of "the boss" Well the first thing I do is... [Verse: Andy Samberg] Talk to corporate (Like a boss) Approve memos (Like a boss) Lead a workshop (Like a boss) Remember birthdays (Like a boss) Direct workflow (Like a boss) My own bathroom (Like a boss) Micromanage (Like a boss) Promote synergy (Like a boss) Hit on Debra (Like a boss) Get rejected (Like a boss) Swallow sadness (Like a boss) Send some faxes (Like a boss) Call a sex line (Like a boss) Cry deeply (Like a boss) Demand a refund (Like a boss) Eat a bagel (Like a boss) Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss) No promotion (Like a boss) Fifth of vodka (Like a boss) Shit on Debra's desk (Like a boss) Buy a gun (Like a boss) In my mouth (Like a boss) Oh fuck, man, I can't fucking do it, shit! Pussy out (Like a boss) Puke on Debra's desk (Like a boss) Jump out the window (Like a boss) Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss) Score some coke (Like a boss) Crash my car (Like a boss) Suck my own dick (Like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss) Chop my balls off (Like a boss) Blackout in the sewer (Like a boss) Meet a giant fish (Like a boss) Fuck its brains out (Like a boss) Turn into a jet (Like a boss) Bomb the Russians (Like a boss) Crash into the sun (Like a boss) Now I'm dead (Like a boss) [Outro: Seth Rogen & Andy Samberg] Uh-huh. So, that's an average day for you then? No doubt You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick? Nope Actually, I'm pretty sure you did Nah, that ain't me Okay, well. This has been eye-opening for me I'm the boss Yeah no, I got that, you said it about 400 times I'm the boss Yeah yeah, I got it I'm the boss Okay, great. I heard you. Bye Like a boss!