The Lonely Island — Normal Guy

Hey what's up man? Aww not much, you? Hey are you ready for the party tonight? Yeah man already got a case of Santana champagne So, should be good Oh nice Yeah that's... (YOO-HOOOO~!) Aww shit Oh man, don't make eye contact (DING-DONG! NORMAL GUY IN THE HOUSE!) Hey man Hey (OH IT'S GREAT SEEING YOU OTHER NORMAL GUYS) Ohh yeah Uh-huh (WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TOOOOO?) Ahh not much (HEY WHAT ARE YOU OTHER NORMAL GUYS UP TO?) Seriously nothing we're just standing here (DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I HATE?) What? (HANGING OUT WITH A WEIRDO!) Yeah (HANGING OUT WITH SOME LOSER WEIRDO) Yeah we.. (IT'S MY BIGGEST PEEVE) Yeah well I was just actually (IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE'RE COMING FROM) Right, we understand (I CAN'T TAKE IT WHEN SOME WEIRDO SHOWS UP UNANNOUNCED) Okay well I gotta get going (THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ANY OF US) Okay man yeah (NONE OF US HAVE ANY MAJOR PROBLEMS!) Ohhh man (HEY LET'S MAKE A PACT!) What? (LET'S MAKE A SUICIDE PACT!) Ohh no, that's crazy (I'll go first) *BANG And the award for best comedy sketch goes to The Lonely Island