The Lonely Island — The Old Saloon

[Intro] (I'm being serious) YO! It's the wild wild West You came to the right place my man Get ready, here we go (NEW SHIT!) [Verse] Welcome my friends to the old saloon Everyone in town is hangin' out If you gotta drink well you drink it down! Then we'll all go have sex with whores (BRAND NEW!) I'm Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town On my horse, you bet'cha, on my horse That's the thing in the old West times Everybody enjoys a good horseride TRY TO CHEAT AT CARDS YOU'LL GET THROWN OUT Right out the saloon door on your butt Come back in and buy a round of whiskey Guess what? All is forgiven! (DJ LEARY) Flippin' the jib with Calamity Jane And you're another guy that's probably an injun This whiskey is warm and it tastes like piss OH NO~! Mustache smells like piss! So that's the story and I'm stickin' to it The old wild West is no place for a lady I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor So just put that in your pipe and smoke it (“DJ WAAAAAAAAAH”) [Outro] I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas Sure is dusty here