The Lovin' Spoonful — 4 Eyes

[Chorus] Four eyes, what you gonna do now? Four eyes, and how much do you see now? How many fingers? Ha, ha, ha [Verse 1] When your kids that see through plastic With a harness of elastic So the girls all think you're icky And the boys all think you're queer Then the hinges all get rusted And the seventh pair gets busted So you graduate to tortoise shell That makes you look severe [Chorus] Four eyes, what you gonna do now? Four eyes, and how much do you see now? How many fingers? Ha, ha, ha [Verse 2] When you're so blind they call you Batman You can't even see a fat man You can't dig just where he's at, man Without windows on your eyes But the frames ain't your decision And they're fitted with precision And they magnify your eyes Like they're a pair of cherry pies [Chorus] Four eyes, what you gonna do now? What you gonna do? Four eyes, and how much do you see now? How many fingers? Ha, ha, ha [Verse 3] Here's a word to all you parents Give a break to little Clarence When he says the blackboard's fadin' And the world's a fuzzy place Mister Up In Middle Classes Let your baby choose his glasses And please recall that after all He wears them on his face [Chorus] Four eyes, what you gonna do now? Four eyes, and how much do you see now? How many fingers? Ha, ha, ha [Outro] (Four eyes) (Four eyes) (Four eyes) (Four eyes)...