The Notorious B.I.G. — Diary Of A Madman Dead Wrong

[Intro:] Oh yeah, don't forget my retainer OK, I understand you guys are pleading insanity, claiming demonic spirits possessed you to do these hideous murders. Can you please explain to this court how these so-called spirits made you into these raving madmen? [Verse 1: The Notorious B.I.G.] Relax and take notes While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke Throw you in a choke; gun smoke, gun smoke Biggie Smalls for mayor The rap slayer, the hooker layer Motherfucker, say your prayers! "Hail Mary, full of grace," smack the bitch in the face Take her Gucci bag and the North Face off her back Jab her if she act, funny with the money Oh, you got me mistaken, honey I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper The Visa, kapeesha? I'm out like The Vapors Who's the one you call Mr. Macho? The head honcho, swift fist, like Camacho I got so much style I should be down with the Stylistics "Make up to break up" Niggas need to wake up Smell the Indonesia, beat you to a seizure Then fuck your moms, hit the skins to amnesia She don't remember shit, just the two hits Her hittin' the floor and me hittin' the clit Sucking on the tits, had the hooker beggin' for the dick And your moms ain't ugly, love, my dick got rocked quick I guess I was a combination Of House of Pain and Bobby Brown I was humpin' around and jumpin' around Jacked her, then I asked her, "Who's the man?" She said, "B-I-G," then I'd bust in her E-Y-E (Yo big, you're dead wrong) [Interlude:] Can you please explain to this court when these problems first began? [Verse 2: The Notorious B.I.G.] When I get dusted, I like to spread the blood like mustard Trust it, my hardcore rain leaves ya rusted Move over Lucifer, I'm more ruthless, uh Leave you toothless, you'll kibbitz, I'll flip it Tears don't affect me, I hit 'em with the TEC, G Disrespect me, my potency is deadly I'm shootin' babies; no ifs, ands, or maybes Hit Mommy in the tummy if the hooker plays a dummy Slit the wrist of little sis, after she sucked the dick I stabbed her brother with the ice pick Because he wanted me to fuck him from the back But Smalls don't get down like that Got your father hidin' in a room, fucked him with a broom Slit him down the back and threw salt in the wound Who you think you're dealin' with? Anybody step into my path is fuckin' feelin' it Hardcore, I got it sucked like a pussy Stab you 'til you're gushy, so please don't pushh me I'm using rubbers so they won't trace the semen The black demon, got the little hooker screamin' Because you know I love it young, fresh and green With no hair in between, know what I mean? [Interlude:] **gunshots** Guilty! Next case