The Proclaimers — Over and Done With

This is the story of our first teacher Shetland made her jumpers And the devil made her features Threw up her hands when my mum said our names Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims But it's over and done with, it's over and done with It's over and done with, it's over and done with It's over and done with, it's over, it's over It's over and done with, baby here, let me hear ye This is the story of losing my virginity I held my breath and the fey held a trinity People, I'm making no claims to no mystery But sometimes it feel like My sex life's all history It's over and done with, it's over and done with It's over and done with, it's over and done with It's over and done with, it's over, it's over It's over and done with, yeah, yeah I'm not saying these events didn't Touch our lives in any way But, ah, they didn't make the impression That some people say This is the story of watching a man dying The subject's unpopular But I don't feel like lying When I think of it now I acted like a sinner I just washed my hands And I went for my dinner That's it, you washed your hands and you walked off? Yeah It's over and done with, it's over and done with It's over and done with, it's over and done with It's over and done with, it's over, it's over It's over and done with, yeah, yeah It's over, it's over, it's over and done with It's over, it's over, it's over and done with It's over, it's over...