The Replacements — Waitress in the Sky

[Intro] 1, 2, 3, 4 [Verse 1] She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie Always on the ball, she's always on strike Struttin' up the aisle Big deal, you get to fly [Hook] You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky [Verse 2] Paid my fare, don't wanna complain You get to me, you're always outta champagne Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie [Hook] 'Cause you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky Oh oh oh [Bridge] And the sign says, 'Thank you very much for not smoking' My own sign says, 'I'm sorry, I'm smoking' Don't treat me special, oh, don't kiss my ass Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class [Verse 3] Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer Garbage man, a janitor and you, my dear A real union flight attendant, my oh my [Hook] You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky