The Stooges — DDs

When you find that you need a break Doesn't matter if you're real or fake Doesn't matter what the crowd thinks You need sex or your life is gonna stink I'm on my knees for those DD's Why tell a lie, I am stupefied I'm so happy when I look at them Though I'm happier when I'm touching them Symbolic of a good atmosphere Complications lead to dust, disappear Look at them blow What do you know? Aristotle never covered this If you're ever thinking what a miss Cause there's no need to take advantage This is basic automatic I'm on my knees for those DD's Why tell a lie, I am mystified I'm on my knees for those DD's Why tell a lie, I am crucified When you're finding that you need a break Doesn't matter if you're real or fake Doesn't matter what the crowd, what you think You need sex or your life is gonna stink I'm on my knees for those DD's Why tell a lie, I am mystified Double, double, double, double D's Double D's Double, double, double Double, double, double D's God, you're no Freud These are my toys Think about them every night and day