The Times — Will Success Spoil Frank Summit?

Two years now with the gun company And cousin Frank now knows what he wants to be He's shown his boss he's a hardworking lad And what a great time he's had Cause cousin Frank's made the tea and walked the dog Checked the keys and cleaned the bog He's gone out in the pouring rain And broght them all their lunches La la la la la la la Give that man a ladder cos he's going to the top A year and a half with the post office Thought there had to be more to life than this Answering the telephone and things like that But what a great time he had Cause cousin Frank worked with the girls from over the water Became bosom pals with the boozy old boarder All the time planning his escape to London town He was bound to find something if he looked around Give that man a ladder cos he's going to the top