The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band — Our Drummer Always Plays in the Nude

[Verse 1] I like very comfortable girls Who are straight but not quite Who are ready for new adventures Ready for the altogether unexpected [Chorus] I'm kind but not too gentle I'm gentle but not too nice [Verse 2] When you find the right girl She'll be rare and easily frightened Use magic and secret potions Take her to some far-off island [Chorus] I'm kind but not too gentle I'm gentle but not too nice [Verse 3] I like very comfortable girls Who are straight, but not quite Who are ready for new adventures Ready for the altogether unexpected [Chorus] I'm kind but not too gentle I'm gentle but not too nice [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] I like very comfortable girls Who are straight, but not quite Who are ready for new adventures Ready for the altogether unexpected [Chorus] I'm kind but not too gentle I'm gentle but not too nice