They Might Be Giants — Call You Mom

[Verse 1] I think I'd like to call you mom 'Cause you remind me of my mom I'm gonna go put on my sailor suit And we'll go out on the town Why don't you let me call you that? You're acting so much like my mom She didn't like it when I called her name You and her are the same [Chorus 1] When we go out, you'll know someone is there You will feel someone staring at you You're on my mind, as I dream of the game Where I'm rolling a hoop and I turn around to find that you are gone Which was exactly like my mom And I will go hang up my sailor suit and lie face-down on the lawn [Verse 2] I see you moving towards the door 'Cause you don't trust me anymore I need to find someone who's nice to me The way that you used to be And then I'm gonna call her you 'Cause she'll remind me of you I'm gonna dress her in a sailor suit That would look very cute [Chorus 2] When we go out, she'll know someone is there She will feel someone staring at her She's on my mind, as I dream of the game where she's rolling a hoop And she turns around to find that I am gone Which was exactly like her mom And she will go hang up her sailor suit And lie face-down on the lawn