They Might Be Giants — Doctor Worm

[Verse 1] They call me Doctor Worm Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm I'm interested in things I'm not a real doctor, but I [Chorus] Am a real worm, I am an actual worm I live like a worm [Verse 2] I like to play the drums I think I'm getting good, but I can Handle criticism I'll show you what I know and you can [Chorus] Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't hear the doorbell [Verse 3] When I get into it, I can't tell if you are Watching me twirling the stick When I give the signal, my friend Rabbi Vole will play the solo [Guitar Solo] [Verse 4] Someday, somebody else besides me will Call me by my stage name they will [Interlude] Call me Doctor Worm Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm I'm interested in things I'm not a real doctor, but I [Chorus] Am a real worm, I am an actual worm I live like a worm and [Verse 2] I like to play the drums I think I'm getting good, but I can Handle criticism I'll show you what I know and you can [Chorus] Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums I'm not a real doctor, but they call me Doctor Worm