They Might Be Giants — E Eats Everything

A hardly has an appetite and pokes at food too long And B can barely bother because all the food is wrong C likes only candy and chocolate by the box D is just disinterested in anything you've got But E eats everything Yeah E eats everything E eats everything Yeah E eats everything So toss it on a plastic plate or stick it with a fork Serve it on a shovel or serve it on a spork Yeah E eats everything Yeah E eats everything F is far too fussy and only eats with fancy wine G eats only gourmet but never can decide H burns food so horrible All I tastes is smoke J just likes drinking juice And K drinks only soda But E eats everything Yeah E eats everything He's eating in a moving car He's eating upside down He's eating on a space ship He's eating off the ground L and M and N and P won't start till O arrives Q and R and S and T are wearing clothes much too tight U and V and W are worn out from this song And X and Y just will not share and will not get along But E eats everything Yeah E eats everything But look out now here it comes that final letter Z Now Z's not like the other letters Z's only eating Es Yeah Z eats Es Yeah Z eats Es Z eats Es Yeah Z eats Es