They Might Be Giants — If I Wasnt Shy

If I wasn't shy If I wasn't shy I'd burn all the uniforms I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons I'd burn all the intercoms I'd burn all the time clock cards If I wasn't shy If I wasn't shy I'd steal somebody's Cadillac I'd steal anything I lack I'd steal all the microphones From all the masters of ceremony If I wasn't shy If I wasn't shy I'd ask you, if you don't mind To kiss you a hundred times If I wasn't shy If I wasn't shy