They Might Be Giants — Let Me Tell You About My Operation

[Spoken] Oh, let me tell you about my operation! [Verse 1] Smile wide, scrub side, feet on the dash I'll sleep the whole damn day Slow lane, propane, empties for cash Rearview mirror thrown away [Chorus 1] Oh, let me tell you about my operation Doctors removed your memory (Tres bon!) [Verse 2] Ground floor, screen door, yelling inside I think you know the scene Front lawn, break of dawn, clothes on the ground How could you be so mean? [Chorus 2] Oh, let me tell you about my operation Doctors removed your memory Oh, it's good news, it's just a quick procedure Find happiness through surgery [Chorus 3] Oh, let me tell you about my operation Doctors declared I'm better now Our liaison, oh it was poison baby Our liaison, it was a drag [Chorus 2] [Spoken] Tres bon! Tres bon! Tres bon!