They Might Be Giants — Santas Beard

[Verse 1] Once a year my friend puts on a red suit And hangs around with me and my wife Now I can't help but feeling jealous Each time she climbs on his knee [Verse 2] And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming For him to stand beneath the mistletoe, screaming Now I can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee Why must she climb on his knee? [Chorus] I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard She kissed him once and whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go, he's breaking up my home [Verse 3] She always had this twisted side to her But she'd never drag my name around town Lately she's been humming cheating songs And I don't like that fat guy around No, I don't like that fat guy around [Chorus x2] I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard She kissed him once and whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go, he's breaking up my home I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard Thrilling Christmas, trembling fear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go, he's breaking up my home