They Might Be Giants — Songs About Coffee

[1: Eight AM (ft. John Roderick)] Eight AM, roll into work Gotta keep my job Nine AM, meeting at work What's the deal with that? So what's the good part? My boss, seriously What's the deal with him? [2: Alarm Clock Catastrophe] Alarm clock catastrophe No ding-a-ling, no ding-a-ling Alarm clock catastrophe This is not a good time for me I'm as far behind As a human being can possibly be Alarm clock catastrophe I think I pulled a hammy Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! [3: All-Night Blowout] Last night was very fun This morning, less so Whose left shoe is this? Does anybody know? Cleaning up after an all-night blowout [4: Fritalian] Ocho half-caf latteccino Mocha dué avec moi My mouth can't form these words My mind can't find these words Is it French, or is it Italian? Perhaps Fritalian? Andale! [5: Autopilot] I'm on automated Automatic autopilot Automated Automatic autopilot [6: Burning Coffee] Does anybody here Smell something burning? Somebody left thе coffee burners Going all night long It's coming from the urn Wonder why thе sprinklers aren't on Does anybody here Smell something burning? [7: Contraption] Contraption, you disappoint me Inferior contraption I'm retiring you now Even though you were a wedding gift Keep you beside the can opener In the box behind the garage [8: All-Night Party] What, what Cleaning up the all-night party Cleaning up the all-night party Who posted those digital pictures? Who broke the karaoke mic? Everybody on the carpet say "contact lens" (Contact lens) Cleaning up the all-night party Cleaning up the all-night party Contact lens Stop [9: Doin' Things] Four, three, two, yes Doin' things is what I like to do I'm slightly more productive now than previous because I'm slightly more efficient than I previously was Doin' things is what I like to do Yes! Yay! [10: Doin' Things, Jazz Version (ft. David Driver)] Things are what I like to do Doin' things is what I like to do Things are what I like to do No twiddlin' of thumbs, I get everything done I'm slightly more productive now than previous because I'm slightly more efficient than I previously was Doin' things is what I like to do Yes! Doin' things is what I like to do Yes! [11: John Linnell] Early Early Early Fishin' Early Early Early Fishin' [12: Assembling a Complicated Thing] Assembling a complicated thing This one's for the Hall of Fame The Hall of Fame Can I call for tech support? Wasn't there another bolt somewhere? It was right here Assembling a complicated thing Assembling a complicated thing Assembling a complicated thing [13: Historical Landmarks] We're seeing multiple historical landmarks today End of conversation Monuments Battlegrounds Historic buildings We're gonna do this [14: Human Interest] Human interest story I won't look at you I have no time for you That beard of bees It has no power over me I won't look at you I have no time for you I won't look at you [15: I'm in a Rut] I'm in a rut That I don't want to be in I wanna break the chains I wanna smash those chains Those chains that are around my brains And I would do it but I would do it but I can't 'cause I'm in a rut I'm in a rut I've had enough of the same stuff Over and over and over and over I'm in a rut [16: Jimmy the Mechanic] Jimmy the mechanic What should I get you? Jimmy the mechanic I have no idea Jerry my cousin What should I get you? Rachel the lawyer What should I get you? Darrell the IT guy I have no idea Jimmy the mechanic What should I get you? Jimmy the mechanic I have no idea [17: After School Special] Swimming Soccer Ballet Oboe And last but not least Karate! (Hiiiii-ya!) Swimming, soccer, ballet, oboe And just one more time Karate! (Hiiiii-ya!) [18: Kung Fu Movies] We break for kung fu movies And sausage now If that's a guy thing Then we are guys They are the masters We are in servitude We have a preference So know that we prefer To break for kung fu movies And sausage We break for kung fu movies And sausage [19: Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty] Lefty loosey, righty tighty Wrench in one hand, feelin' mighty Let me at that dead machine Let me at that faucet thing Lefty loosey, righty tighty [20: Old Linoleum] Hundreds of pounds of old linoleum Gone La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Gone in a dump truck La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la To haul it all away Hundreds of pounds of old linoleum Gone La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Dump truck La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la [21: After Lunch] And so lunch is over And dinner is so far away This distance is an ocean And time has taken my boat away But now I won't be hungry anymore [22: Just Make Mine To Go] We don't need a cup of confusion Perhaps it's best to simplify Perhaps it's best and this is why So just make mine to go So just make mine to go So just make mine to go So just make mine to go [23: One Billion Degrees] One billion degrees It's like one billion degrees It's like one trillion degrees From the hot parking lot To the sand that is not so cool One billion degrees [24: Out of the Office (ft. Robin Goldwasser)] I will be out of the office I will be out of the office all day Though not at a spa I will not be reclining I won't be sitting at all I'll be a blur A human blur Begin at nine and then Do the work of ten I'll be a blur A human blur Working away from my desk all day [25: A Ton of Stuff] Packing a ton of stuff for a three-day Weekend at my uncle's beach house Plenty of room Plenty of room Plenty of room Plenty of room Plenty of room Plenty of room [26: Diner Seat] The backs of my legs Stickin' to the pleather Hey hey hey hey [27: Power Walk] Taking a power walk Taking a power walk around Talking a power walk around The industrial park path Taking a power walk [28: Mow the Lawn] It's a hundred degrees out here But in spite of the heat, the rules are clear The grass has grown, it must be mowed It's super hot out Yet I will mow the lawn It's super hot out Yet I will mow the lawn