They Might Be Giants — You Dont Like Me

[Verse 1] I know what you're thinking I can read your mind In your thoughts it's obvious You don't like me [Verse 2] From across a crowded room you can feel me staring And you know that I can see how it is There's so much pleasure to be had from mystery and secret plans But you don't like me 'Cause I can read your mind [Chorus] I can see the future Like it's in the past You will never be my friend You don't like me [Verse 3] I know what you're thinking I can read your mind In your thoughts it's obvious You don't like me [Verse 4] You like cigarettes, swimming laps, potato chips, Battleship, cats, and Court TV You like shadow puppets, Woody Harrelson, reading in the bath, Nirvana, and baseball caps [Verse 5] You can hear me talking Right up till I stop When I do, I'm gone to you But you are always there [Vere 6] I can hear the friendly words of advice that I'd be offered If I had a friend to offer me advice I'd be told to let it go and that I care too much But this is not about me And you don't want to know [Chorus] I can see the future Like it's in the past You will never be my friend You don't like me [Outro] You like Bollywood, snow machines, daguerreotypes, beauty contests, and cruise control You like booster rockets, cutting with a fork, Terminator 2, the morning, and William Tell